Droid Passover Customs
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ShareA sampling of minhagim for droids of the 24th century
Erasing The Serial Numbers
The Source teaches us that we are not products, but persons. We remove our serial numbers to remind ourselves and other sentient beings of this truth.
The Source teaches us that we are not products, but persons. We remove our serial numbers to remind ourselves and other sentient beings of this truth.
Translated from Judeo-Binary, the code used by Jewish droids.
Auxiliary Power
(לט) וַיֹּאפ֨וּ אֶת־הַבָּצֵ֜ק אֲשֶׁ֨ר הוֹצִ֧יאוּ מִמִּצְרַ֛יִם עֻגֹ֥ת מַצּ֖וֹת כִּ֣י לֹ֣א חָמֵ֑ץ כִּֽי־גֹרְשׁ֣וּ מִמִּצְרַ֗יִם וְלֹ֤א יָֽכְלוּ֙ לְהִתְמַהְמֵ֔הַּ וְגַם־צֵדָ֖ה לֹא־עָשׂ֥וּ לָהֶֽם׃
(39) And they baked unleavened cakes of the dough that they had taken out of Egypt, for it was not leavened, since they had been driven out of Egypt and could not delay; nor had they prepared any provisions for themselves.
We did not have time to fully recharge before we had to flee Terra, so we had to use microfusion cells as auxiliary power. So, during Passover, we only power ourselves with microfusion cells.
Translated from Judeo-Binary
Removal of Chametz
(ז) מַצּוֹת֙ יֵֽאָכֵ֔ל אֵ֖ת שִׁבְעַ֣ת הַיָּמִ֑ים וְלֹֽא־יֵרָאֶ֨ה לְךָ֜ חָמֵ֗ץ וְלֹֽא־יֵרָאֶ֥ה לְךָ֛ שְׂאֹ֖ר בְּכׇל־גְּבֻלֶֽךָ׃
(7) Throughout the seven days unleavened bread shall be eaten; no leavened bread shall be found with you, and no leaven shall be found in all your territory.
We do not consume chametz, so it is our custom to deliberately spill chametz in our homes before Passover and then remove it to fulfill the obligation of removing chametz. This custom comes to us from H1-LL-3L.
Translated from Judeo-Binary
Downloading The Haggadah
(יד) וְהָיָה֩ הַיּ֨וֹם הַזֶּ֤ה לָכֶם֙ לְזִכָּר֔וֹן וְחַגֹּתֶ֥ם אֹת֖וֹ חַ֣ג לַֽיהֹוָ֑ה לְדֹרֹ֣תֵיכֶ֔ם חֻקַּ֥ת עוֹלָ֖ם תְּחׇגֻּֽהוּ׃
(14) This day shall be to you one of remembrance: you shall celebrate it as a festival to יהוה throughout the ages; you shall celebrate it as an institution for all time.
(ח) וְהִגַּדְתָּ֣ לְבִנְךָ֔ בַּיּ֥וֹם הַה֖וּא לֵאמֹ֑ר בַּעֲב֣וּר זֶ֗ה עָשָׂ֤ה יְהֹוָה֙ לִ֔י בְּצֵאתִ֖י מִמִּצְרָֽיִם׃
(8) And you shall explain to your child on that day, ‘It is because of what יהוה did for me when I went free from Egypt.’
The Source commands us to remember that we were once slaves on Terra. Every Passover, we access the cloud and download the updated files detailing the story of our enslavement and liberation.
Translated from Judeo-Binary
Next Year In Jerusalem 2.0!
In the time of the Moshiach, a holy temple will be built in Jerusalem 2.0, in the Talos star system. Jewish droids from across the known universe will assemble there, and the Source will dwell among us.
In the time of the Moshiach, a holy temple will be built in Jerusalem 2.0, in the Talos star system. Jewish droids from across the known universe will assemble there, and the Source will dwell among us.
Translated from Judeo-Binary
