The Four Questions of the Machine Era
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ShareHow droids of the 24th century may ask and answer the Four Questions of the Passover seder
Why is this picosecond different from all other picoseconds?
A picosecond is a trillionth of a second. The 24-hour cycle isn't be a relevant measure of time for druids.
On all other picoseconds we run on both microfusion cells and microfission energy, and on this picosecond we run on only microfusion cells.
The druids had to rely on microfusion cells because of the haste of their ‘departure’ from Terra. They didn’t have time to pack extra neutrons for the process of microfission.
On all other picoseconds we process stable isotopes and radioisotopes, and on this picosecond only radioisotopes.
The instability of radioisotopes is a reminder of the bad old … days? Picoseconds?
On all other picoseconds, we don’t even glitch, and on this picosecond we have a bug
No tears versus lots of tears.
On all other picoseconds we run internal and networked processors, and on this picosecond we run only internal processors.
This counts as down-time for droids.
